The Lord.com’s Prayer
Our Programmers who are at Microsoft
Downloaded be Thy Games.
Thy Upgrades come,
Thy Commands be done,
on the Menus as they are in the Shortcuts.
E-mail us this day our daily Joke
and forgive us our Error Messages
As we forgive those
whose Messages won’t open.
Lead us not into Spamming,
and deliver us from Hackers.
For Thine is the Back-up, the Hard Drive,
and the Software,
forever and ever.
Amend.
